Saturday, June 13, 2009

The Many Types of Otakus

I, the expert otaku, Cara, have examined over the years that there are many, many, MANY different types of otakus.

DUH!!!! Otakus come in all shapes (shapes) and SIZes. That's what makes otakus so wonderful! Even if some are idiotic with no lives, and have no respect for other people and just try to act Japanese, we're all very wonderful, especially with the brean (bratty + mean) trait!

Now I have this guide to help you all classify otakus!!! OTAKUS!!!


First, in the negativity scale, we have otakus that are VIOLENT.
These otakus hide their VIOLENT side, but their VIOLENT sides are shown in the anime they like to depend on! This doesn't go for otakus who go wishy-washy with what they watch, this is just for the otakus who tend to like and watch VIOLENT animes!

How to identify a VIOLENT otaku by their tendency to watch AND love these animes:
-Shion no Ou
-Mnemosyne
-Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
-Hellsing
-Murder Princess
-Blood +
Now, we have the wishy-washotakus! These otakus tend to go back and forth between the animes they watch. It can be both sweet and both VIOLENT. Just go and watch random animes to know what I'm talking about.
Now, our last one is the sweet otakus. These sweeties just LOVE sweet animes! And you know what THAT means!

Ways to identify a sweet otaku:
-Air TV
-Kanon 2006
-Clannad
-Any magical girl anime

How to Be a Greedy Otaku



My name is Cara, and I'm your expert on being a greedy otaku! Anime is like diamonds, only it's like your favorite milkshake or something.

However, to be a greedy otaku AND to blog, here's what you do:

1. Spam your posts with pictures of your favorite anime, even movies!
2. Write in all these neat fonts!
3. Be a weeaboo!

Those are some pretty basic steps to being a Greedy Otaku. Have a great day! :D